All University Games Ping Pong Competition to be Dominated By Mercer Street Team

New York, NY-- In an email to Douglas Brown, coordinator of the Law School's All University Games team, Commish Ian Samuel made this announcement:

Douglas,

Greetings from the Mercer Street Ping Pong Union. (MSPPU) After
reviewing your recent letter of January 22, I, the Commissioner of
the Union, have decided to prove two representatives from our Union
to the University Games.

By the powers vested in me, I have selected Dan Sirkin and Michael
Maya, the champion and runner-up of the Fall Invitational, to
represent us.

It is my hope that their opponents are not accidentally killed by
topspin--but I cannot promise this.

Best Wishes,
Ian J. Samuel
Commissioner, Mercer Street Ping Pong Union