Thorn Bio

Vincent "Bush" Thorn

Vincent "Bush" Thorn has led a relatively normal life. But things changed dramatically in 1997. While venturing through dense woods on a bicycle, he was captivated by the delightful smell of roses. In pursuit of this smell, his training wheels were caught in a thorn bush. Vincent was thrown from that beloved bike and landed a massive thicket of rose bushes. After hours of struggle to escape, he finally succeeded. Arriving home, his parents were shocked to find 5,403 cuts on his body - all of which he was unaware. It seemed, Vincent was changed. Indeed, it turned out so.

"Bush" developed an uncontrollable desire to become a pop icon rivaling Tom Cruise. He saw ping pong to be his one-way ticket to this fame. After 34 years of practicing on his basement wall, he was ready to compete. He quickly became the champion of Antartica. He now seeks to rule the ping-ponging crowd at NYU School of Law.

Beware of Vincent, for he is a formidable opponent. He draws incredible strength from wearing undergarments made of roses and thorns. The smell delights him, but distracts others. The undergarment makes him impervious to pain, but its sight makes others vomit violently Finally, his sacred paddle is lined with rose peddles, giving his shots a ferocious spin. Beware.