Maya Bio

Michael "The Good Dr. Mayonnaise" Maya

What comes to mind when you think of Mayonnaise? Stickiness, unpredictable flavor, unprecedented aggression on the palate, an uncanny ability to turn disgusting in the sun? Well, all of these apply to the one known as the Most Excellent Dispenser of Mayonnaise, especially when it comes to Ping Pong. The Good Doctor's shots stick to the table when no one believes they will, and the incredible force he brings to bear upon his opponents ever so closely resembles that well-known and terrifying force that is brought to bear upon your stomach when you eat a day-old serving of mayonnaise. Sweet smelling victory, sweet like the mouth-watering aroma of Hellman's on roast beef, will be his.