Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Berry Bio

Eric "Eric Rasmussen" Berry

Like all that are Berry, Eric "Eric Rasmussen" Berry was born from a descending ovary. His leathery, discertingly hairy skin soon encompassed pulp, which in turn bore the sweet seeds of the future. He grew up as a student of the Reagan administration, studying the classic game "Pong." He was eventually able to parlay his Pong skills into ping pong excellence by employing a unique 2-dimensional, overhead-view game-play that has confounded his opponents since the early '80's. Having eventually lost to opponents that worked a third dimension into their strategy, Eric has subsequently studied the tenets of Ms. Pac-Man. By luring his opponents into a false sense of security while sitting right next to the magic pill, he proceeds to eat them mid-game.

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